I am a potato. Bask in my glory.
This classic potato includes one seriously large sexy potato, a personalised message, a funny business card and protective packaging.
If you feel like taking your potato parcel to the next level, why not throw in the world's smallest bottle of whisky, or scare the pants off your best-spud with an exploding butterfly in the box? Only £2.99!
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