Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time. Time to send your best-spud a damn fine, sweet potato.
For those who worry a plain potato won't cut the mash. We bring you this limited edition real, authentic and large sweet potato with your own personal message inscribed, and littered with red rose petals.
If you listen closely you may hear this beautiful potato whisper sweet nothings to your best-spud. Probably not, but it's still a sweet deal, and a lot cheaper than a dozen roses.
Bonus: Add an exploding butterfly inside the box to scare the pants off your best-spud (only £1.99)!
You're a mash made in heaven.
Add an exploding butterfly inside?