When a message on a potato isn't quite enough, it's time to up the ante and send a potato parcel covered in confetti, featuring your sexy face (or any image for that matter).
It could be a picture of the lucky recipient's ugly mug, a celebrity, pet or your infected, in-grown toenail. Whatever you're into.
- One seriously sexy, extra large potato
- A personalised potato message
- Lots of small confetti with your glorious image littered throughout the box
- Lovingly packaged
- Free and anonymous standard postage
*We now offer 'embarrassing packaging' at check out!* This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box. This will make your gift truly unfortgettable (alongside the photato of course)!
FACE CONFETTI POTATO
- Place your order
- An email will be sent once our spuddies are ready to create your sexy photato
- Simply upload your image via this email
- Sit back and prepare to bask in your hilarity
- If this is all too stressful, you can always email your image directly to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will file it away for you, our best-spud
For the face confetti, we are unable to use multiple images or images with lots of people in them. High quality images work best.