When a message on a potato isn't quite enough, it's time to up the ante and send a potato parcel covered in confetti, featuring your sexy face (or any image for that matter).

It could be a picture of the lucky recipient's ugly mug, a celebrity, pet or your infected ingrown toenail. Whatever you're into.
 

Includes:

• One seriously sexy, extra large potato

• A personalised potato message

• Lots of small confetti with your glorious image littered throughout the box

• Lovingly packaged

• Free and anonymous standard postage