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EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DUCK LAMP

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DUCK LAMP

£18.99Price
Meet Quackbutt the III, also known as our slightly nihilistic squish lamp. He's a real mood. Surprisingly though, he's also highly functional and makes a great, funny gift.

- He has x3 brightness levels, specifically designed to assist with falling asleep
- His legs and butthole are a phone holder
- He is wireless
- His body is a stress ball
- He changes brightness with a simple squish/pat
- His warm, glowing butt turns off automatically after 30mins so you can drift peacefully to sleep before starting to ponder 'who you are' and 'what the meaning of life is'...
- Includes cute little yellow gift box and USB cable

Just look at him! WHO WOULDN'T WANT AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DUCK LAMP?
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  • Specifics:

    Boday: Quackbutt the III is made of safe and non-toxic ABS+silicon, his body is soft and can be kneaded at will (aka treated as a stress duck/ball).

    His butt and legs are a phone holder, so you can rest your weary head at night whilst gazing into a duck's butthole. What dreams are made off.

    Charging: He has a built-in rechargeable battery so Quackbutt can be used for 4-6 hours remotely. His battery can be charged via the included USB cable so no need to hunt around for batteries!

    Placement: Quackbutt the III looks great on a gloomy room's shelf, alongside your bed or on a desk. Wherever you need him, he'll be there making you smile at his complete F-it attitude. Take him camping, breastfeeding at night or just as a mood booster! He is adult and child friendly.

    Lighting: Quackbutt the III has x3 different brightness levels, depending on his level of existential crisis/your preference.

    All three levels work perfectly as gentle night lights, and the warm coloured light has been designed to help you fall asleep more easily.

    After 30mins Quackbutt the III will turn off automatically. If you need more time simply tap/squish his butt or turn this feature off.

Meet Quackbutt the III, also known as our slightly nihilistic squish lamp. He's a real mood. Surprisingly though, he's also highly functional and makes a great, funny gift.

- He has x3 brightness levels, specifically designed to assist with falling asleep
- His legs and butthole are a phone holder
- He is wireless
- His body is a stress ball
- He changes brightness with a simple squish/pat
- His warm, glowing butt turns off automatically after 30mins so you can drift peacefully to sleep before starting to ponder 'who you are' and 'what the meaning of life is'...
- Includes cute little yellow gift box and USB cable

Just look at him! WHO WOULDN'T WANT AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DUCK LAMP?

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DUCK LAMP

£18.99

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