Text-A-Potato will anonymously post a real, yes real, potato to anyone.
 
We will hand write your personalised message on a large sexy potato, wrap it up in our 'spud-did' packaging and post it to the requested address.
 
It's the perfect gift for literally any occasion.
 
Really, the only way to express your feelings is via the medium of a potato.

THE POTATO IS A BEAUTIFUL THING
If a potato alone isn't enough, we also have many other s-mash-ing gifts! Including annoying cards, mysterious cricket sounds, always win scratch cards & underpants with your spuddy great face on them!

I'm in love with Tex-a-potato, me n my mate call each other MARIS and I sent her one SHE loved it loads, awesome idea n just mental gan on tetty givers :) x

My brother and I still laugh about that time I sent a potato to his office. Thank you, it's so ridiculous but utterly brilliant. 

Rob B, June 2017

Francis, November 2016

Amazing idea for a present for someone! Great communication and service, would recommend to anyone. Hilarious results :)

I sent my boss a pair of socks with his dog's face on it. I just got a bonus. This was the best gift I've ever bought! Thanks guys

Simone, May 2018

Alex, April 2018