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CRISP-MASH POTATO

CRISP-MASH POTATO

£9.99Price
Ho Ho Po-tatoes, it's chipmas time and oh oh oh is this one a-peel-ing gift idea!
 
Here we have a large, sexy potato wearing a cute festive Santa hat. Add to this, your very own custom message - and *boom* gifting glory is yours!
 
Have a spud-tacular Chipmas spuddies!

  • A-peel-ing potato message ideas:

    Struggling to think of a punny message? Here's a few of our favourites...

    Better than nothing
    Merry Christmas you big, bald twat
    Sorry, blame the energy crisis
    Happy birthday Jesus
    Merry Xmash! Chrispmas! Chipmash! 
    You have everything else
    Lunch is on me this year
    This is the jacket you wanted, right?

  • Dispatch Options:

    Due to the perishable nature of the potato, we have two dispatch options available.

    ASAP: This means we will create and dispatch your glorious order as normal (within 1-2 working days).

    CLOSER TO XMASH: We'll ensure your order is processed but the parcel is delivered closer to Christmas day. Your fresh and a-peel-ing gift will be received 1-4 days before Dec 25th. 

Ho Ho Po-tatoes, it's chipmas time and oh oh oh is this one a-peel-ing gift idea!

 

Here we have a large, sexy potato wearing a cute festive Santa hat. Add to this, your very own custom message - and *boom* gifting glory is yours!

 

Have a spud-tacular Chipmas spuddies!

CRISP-MASH POTATO

£9.99

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