What do you get someone who has everything? A potato... You can also gift your best-spud a potato even if they don't have everything. They'll love it either way.

Includes a sexy spud, a personal message, packaging, and an exclusive 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' sign.

Need some inspud-ration for your potato message? How about...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPUD
THIS IS THE ONLY PRESENT YOU'LL BE GETTING FROM ME
YOU'RE AN OLD GIT
THIS IS THE JACKET YOU WANTED, RIGHT?

 

Why not go all out for your best-spud and throw in the world's smallest bottle of whisky, or scare the pants off them with an exploding butterfly inside the box? Only £2.99! 

 

You can now make every item utterly memorable, by choosing 'embarrassing' packaging at check out. This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box! (Insert evil laugh)

BIRTHDAY POTATO

£8.99Price
Add the world's smallest bottle of whisky
Add Exploding Butterfly