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    LOVE POTATO

    There's no better way to express your love than via the medium of a potato! This spud is a special gift for the banger to your mash.

    This potato parcel includes a personalised message, red rose petals and of course a sexy potato.

     

    You can even opt to add the world's smallest bottle of whisky inside, or scare the pants off your best-spud with an exploding butterfly hidden inside!

     

    Free standard delivery over £10! If choosing 'closer to Valentine's day' dispatch, items will be received 1-3 days before Sunday 14th.

    LOVE POTATO

    £8.99Price
    Add Exploding Butterfly? £1.99
    Add world's smallest bottle of whisky? £2.99
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      Couldn't afford flowers, so I got you this!
      I spuddy love you
      Be my spud-muffin?
      Guess this means we're in a serious relation-chip
      Let's mash
      You're a-peel-ing
      Didn't know what else to get you...

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