There's no better way to express your love than via the medium of a potato! This spud is a special gift for the banger to your mash.

This potato parcel includes a personalised message, red rose petals and of course a sexy potato.
 
You can even opt to add the world's smallest bottle of whisky inside the box, or scare the pants off your betst-spud with an exploding butterfly (only £2.99)! You can also add a hilarious replica heart keychain. This way your love organ is always close to them (altogether now, oww).

Need some inspiration for your spud message? How about:
We're a mash made in heaven
Couldn't afford flowers, so I got you this!
I spuddy love you
Be my spud-muffin?
Guess this means we're in a serious relation-chip
Let's mash
You're a-peel-ing
Didn't know what else to get you...