There's no better way to express your love than via the medium of a potato! This spud is a special gift for the banger to your mash.

This potato parcel includes a personalised message, red rose petals and of course a sexy potato.


You can even opt to add the world's smallest bottle of whisky inside, or scare the pants off your best-spud with an exploding butterfly hidden inside!


Free standard delivery over £10!


  • We're a mash made in heaven
    Couldn't afford flowers, so I got you this!
    I spuddy love you
    Be my spud-muffin?
    Guess this means we're in a serious relation-chip
    Let's mash
    You're a-peel-ing
    Didn't know what else to get you...