A bunch of flowers - meh.
A bouquet of sexy potatoes - oh yeah baby.
 
It's time to send your best-spud a glorious bunch of s-mash-ing potatoes. This a-peel-ing gift includes:
- At least nine potatoes per bouquet
- Expertly wrapped and presented
- A spud-tacular gift box 
- Small card reading 'Yep. This is a gift. You must be very important'
 
Opt to add a jolly card, so you can explain why you have sent potatoes in the post. Not only will your spud be enjoying chips for the next week, they'll have a permanent momento of that time you bought them a bouquet of potatoes.