A bunch of flowers - meh.
A bouquet of sexy potatoes - oh yeah baby.
It's time to send your best-spud a glorious bunch of s-mash-ing kipler potatoes. This a-peel-ing gift includes:
- At least nine potatoes per potato bouquet
- Expertly wrapped and presented
- A spud-tacular gift box
- Small card reading 'Yep. This is a gift. You must be very important'
You can also opt to add a hilarious heart keychain, which we will attach to the bouquet. So not only will your spud be enjoying chips for the next week, they'll also have a permanent momento of that time you bought them a bouquet of potatoes.