A bunch of flowers - meh.

A bouquet of sexy potatoes - oh yeah baby.


It's time to send your best-spud a glorious bunch of s-mash-ing kipler potatoes. This a-peel-ing gift includes:

  • At least nine potatoes per potato bouquet
  • Expertly wrapped and presented
  • A spud-tacular gift box 
  • Small card reading 'Yep. This is a gift. You must be very important'


You can also opt to add a hilarious heart keychain, which we will attach to the bouquet. So not only will your spud be enjoying chips for the next week, they'll also have a permanent momento of that time you bought them a bouquet of potatoes.