When a message on a potato isn't enough, it's time to up the ante and send an anonymous potato with your favourite image (and message) on it. It could be a picture of your divine face, the lucky recipient's mug, your ingrown toenail, or even a celebrity, pet or your favourite ice cream!
It's best to use a single face image. We are unable to use multiple images or images with lots of people in them. Please use a high quality image for best results.
Includes one seriously sexy potato with your choosen image, personal message, packaging and free standard delivery!
You can also add romantic rose petals or a birthday sign for only 99p! If you're going all out for your best-spud, throw in the world's smallest bottle of whisky, or even scare the pants off them with an exploding butterfly inside the box for only £2.99. There's a spud-cial discount if you add everything!
You can now make every item utterly memorable, by choosing 'embarrassing' packaging at check out. This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box! (Insert evil laugh)
- Place your order
- Instructions will be sent to the email you provide during checkout. Please note, this email won't be received until our team are ready to create your sexy photato
- Simply upload your image via this email
- Sit back and prepare to bask in your hilarity
- If this is all too stressful, you can always email your image directly to firstname.lastname@example.org and we will file it away for you