When a message on a potato isn't enough, it's time to up the ante and send an anonymous potato with your favourite image (and message) on it. It could be a picture of your divine face, the lucky recipient's mug, your ingrown toenail, or even a celebrity, pet or your favourite ice cream!

It's best to use a single face image. We are unable to use multiple images or images with lots of people in them. Please use a high quality image for best results.


Includes one seriously sexy potato with your choosen image, personal message, packaging and free standard delivery!


You can also add romantic rose petals or a birthday sign for only 99p! If you're going all out for your best-spud, throw in the world's smallest bottle of whisky, or even scare the pants off them with an exploding butterfly inside the box for only £2.99. There's a spud-cial discount if you add everything!


You can now make every item utterly memorable, by choosing 'embarrassing' packaging at check out. This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box! (Insert evil laugh)


Add Rose Petals? 99p
Add Birthday Sign? 99p
Add world's smallest bottle of whisky? £2.99
Add Exploding Butterfly? £1.99
    1. Place your order
    2. Instructions will be sent to the email you provide during checkout. Please note, this email won't be received until our team are ready to create your sexy photato
    3. Simply upload your image via this email
    4. Sit back and prepare to bask in your hilarity
    5. If this is all too stressful, you can always email your image directly to and we will file it away for you