• Potatoes

  • Valentine's Day

  • Prank Cards & Wrong Wrap

  • Bonkers Books

  • Personalised Prezzies

  • Weird & Wacky

  • Wonderful Willies

  • Gift Sets

  • Please Explain

  • More

    0
    text a potato send in the post mail parcel gift dragons den bbc funny novelty spud potatoe original
    As Seen on BBC's Dragons' Den

    • CHOCOLATE WILLY

      Price£14.99

    • EMBARRASSING GIFT SET

      Regular Price£19.99Sale Price£17.99

    • WILBERT THE WILLY

      Price£9.99

    • INSULTING PERSONALISED BOOK

      Price£19.99

    • EMBARRASSING POTATO

      Price£12.99

    • 101 THINGS TO DO WITH A HUGE WILLY

      Price£9.99

    • 52 THINGS TO DOODLE WHILE YOU POO

      Price£9.99

    • A BOOK FOR A CUNT!

      Price£9.99

    • HUGE PENIS & BOX

      Price£19.99

    • HUGE WILLY BUNDLE

      Regular Price£29.99Sale Price£27.99
    • Buy 1 Get 1 Free

      NAKED SANTA GIFT WRAP

      Price£4.99
    • Buy 1 Get 1 Free

      JINGLE BALLS GIFT WRAP

      Price£4.99
    • Buy 1 Get 1 Free

      SANTA'S BUM GIFT WRAP

      Price£4.99
    • Buy 1 Get 1 Free

      WILLY GIFT WRAP

      Price£4.99
    • Buy 1 Get 1 Free

      SAGGY BALLS GIFT WRAP

      Price£4.99

    • SAGGY BALL SOCKS

      Price£7.99

    • AGE & WISDOM CARD

      Price£2.99
    • Add Crabs!

      POPUP HAIRY DICK CARD

      Price£4.99

    • WEDDING BELLENDS CARD

      Price£2.99

    • MAGNIFICENT WANKER CARD

      Price£2.99
    Send a potato gift
    Contact Us

    FAQS

    Postage & Returns

    • Instagram - textapotato
    • Facebook - text a potato
    • Twitter - textapotato

    Our S-mash-ing Blog 

    TEXT-A-POTATO LIMITED

    10695130

    Privacy Policy