Yep. You saw that correctly. This is a personalised, custom made, hard cover book celebrating your best-spud's life with... a micro-penis.

Follow the novel's dramatic storyline all the while viewing your friend's name and face in various farcical situations.


This is a bedtime story unlike anything they've ever read before, who knew your best-spud's knob goblin could be so entertaining!


Outrageous and hilarious, this gift will get a reaction like no other.


All you have to do is send a photo of your friend and we'll do everything else for you!


View the 'sassy' version here!


  • These magnificent books will be ready for dispatch within 3-4 working days of receiving your image/s.

    After placing your order, you will be emailed within 24 hours by the design team requesting your photo/s. Otherwise feel free to send your spud-tacular image/s to '' at any time.

    Important notes:

    • Bright and high quality images work best
    • Best results are from close up, day light, forward facing photos
    • Feel free to send as many images as you like, we'll ensure the best one/s are used in the book!