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POPUP HAIRY DICK CARD

POPUP HAIRY DICK CARD

£4.99Price

A detailed explanation isn't really required here, as this is obviously a beautiful and thoughtful card that just happens to have a 3D pop out penis and hairy pubes inside.

 

You can choose from two willy sizes, huge schlong or micro peen. Depends what you're into.

 

Thank us later.

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  • Specifics:

    If a hairy penis isn't enough to satisfy you. You can also add:
    - Crabs in the pubies
    - An exploding butterfly to scare the pants off them
    - A scratch card, where they're guaranteed to win at least a fake, but highly realistic £10,000+

    There's a spud-cial discount if you add everything!

    Hairy lady version available here
    Card size is A6
    Includes envelope
    Double colour print (internal and external)