This delicious gift not only has a fantastic six inch, solid chocolate dick but it also includes...
 
	
Horrifyingly embarrassing, very public packaging for 'Satisfying Sex Toys.Com'
This cringe worthy packaging is impossible to miss, and will even make the courier avoid eye contact  (insert evil laugh)
	
A large EAT A DICK sign on the inside lid, because you know, it's edible and all that...
	
A small card that reads 'Yep, this is a gift. Congratulations you must be very important'
 
To make your solid schlong even more enticing, you can also add an:
	
Exploding flying butterfly inside, ensuring the penis is violently thrown in the air for all to see (after trying to hide the box...)
	
A pop up dick card, should you like to include a note about why you have sent this sweet gift
 
Particularly useful gift idea if your best-spud enjoys chomping on large delicious things. We also offer miniature sour willies instead of chocolate, because dairy, gluten etc etc: 
https://www.textapotato.com/product-page/eat-a-dick

Remember: All of our parcels are sent anonymously, so feel free to send this to anyone who may need reminding to 'eat a dick'.