This delicious gift not only has a fantastic six inch, solid chocolate dick but it also includes...
- Horrifyingly embarrassing, very public packaging for 'Satisfying Sex Toys.Com'
This cringe worthy packaging is impossible to miss, and will make the courier avoid eye contact (evil laugh)
- A large EAT A DICK sign on the inside lid, because you know, it's edible and all that...
- A small card that reads 'Yep, this is a gift. Congratulations you must be very important'
To make your solid schlong even more enticing, you can also add an:
- Exploding flying butterfly inside, ensuring the penis is violently thrown in the air for all to see (after trying to hide the box...)
- A pop up dick card, should you like to include a note about why you have sent this sweet gift
Particularly useful gift idea if your best-spud enjoys chomping on large delicious things.
Remember: All of our parcels are sent anonymously, so feel free to send this to anyone who may need reminding to 'eat a dick'.