Just in case a gift from this site isn't enough, these little cards are sure to get your message across.

Available in three designs:

  • I TOLERATE YOU
    Inside message reads: SO REALLY, YOU SHOULD BUY ME A CARD!
  • ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT DYING?
    Inside message reads: WELL, IN THAT CASE CONGRATULATONS & HAPPY BIRTHDAY
  • I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME
    Inside message reads: Guess that's why I like you


All cards are shipped blank inside unless requested. If you would like a message inside the card, it will be handwritten by one of our team members. You are a great and glorious human.

 

Why not scare the pants off your spuddy with an exploding butterfly inside? Only £2.99!

THOUGHTLESS CARDS

£2.99Price
Card Message
Add Exploding Butterfly