Just in case a gift from this site isn't enough, these little cards are sure to get your message across.

Available in three designs:

• I TOLERATE YOU
  Inside message reads: SO REALLY, YOU SHOULD BUY ME A CARD!

• ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT DYING?
  Inside message reads: WELL, IN THAT CASE CONGRATULATONS & HAPPY BIRTHDAY

• I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME
  Inside message reads: Guess that's why I like you

If you would like a message inside the card, it will be handwritten by one of our team members. You are a great and glorious human.

Why not scare the pants off your spuddy with an exploding butterfly inside? Only £2.99!