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    THOUGHTLESS CARDS

    Just in case a gift from this site isn't enough, these little cards are sure to get your message across.

    Available in three designs:

    • I TOLERATE YOU
      Inside message reads: SO REALLY, YOU SHOULD BUY ME A CARD!
    • ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT DYING?
      Inside message reads: WELL, IN THAT CASE CONGRATULATONS & HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    • I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN ME
      Inside message reads: Guess that's why I like you


    If you would like a message inside the card, it will be handwritten by one of our team members. You are a great and glorious human.

     

    Why not scare the pants off your spuddy with an exploding butterfly inside? Only £2.99!

    THOUGHTLESS CARDS

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