We all know cactus puns are succulent, but so too are cactus gifts! Particularly ones that house a tiny, real, baby cactus with 'YOU'RE A PRICK!' or 'YOU PRICKLE MY FANCY!' emblazoned on the outside. 
 
This gift will prickle the lucky recipient's fancy everytime they pick up their keys as it's pretty fly for a cacti because it's also a keyring.
 
This mini terrarium is a real plant, so while your best-spud is probably a plant murderer we've made this gift very low maintance as it only requires watering once a month, and this is done by simply dipping the base into water. 
 
People are so lucky to have pricked you as their friend.