After purchasing a gift from this site, you may need a card to explain yourself.
This one should just about do the job, with a jolly message saying:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT WANKER
- A5 (when folded) with coloured envelope
- Blank inside for your personal message
- High quality card 300 gsm semi-gloss
- Professionally designed and printed in the UK
MAGNIFICENT WANKER CARD