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If you think 2020 has been a clusterf*ck of a year, it's time to find inner peace by colouring in those exact words. Or maybe 'what the hell', 'I'm sick of all this sh*t' or 'calm the f*ck down' works better for you? Whatever you're feeling, this jolly book will make you feel better.
 
On its own this is probably the best gift idea ever (other than every other gift on this website – obviously), but being Text A Potato we thought our spuddies need MORE. So, we’ve created a matching set of pencils with rude, possibly insulting quips to go with this colouring book. We’re nice like that.
 
For anyone that's frustrated, exhausted, lonely, bored, or has no more quarantine snacks left (you're not hungry, you're bored). This is the adult colouring book for you.