When was the last time you carefully considered the colour of a cat’s anus?
 
Would you like page eight’s cat butthole to be more taupe? Soft pink? Dark brown? Fluffy orange? Never have you experienced a colouring like this! It even includes kittens!
 
On its own this is probably the best gift idea ever (other than every other gift on this website – obviously), but being Text A Potato we thought our spuddies need MORE.
 
So, we’ve handmade and embossed a set of pencils with rude, possibly insulting words to go with the colouring book. We’re nice like that.
 
Buy one for your co-worker, one for your best spud, and another for your Grandma. They’ll probably laugh their butt’s off.
 
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