When was the last time you carefully considered the colour of a dog's anus? Don't worry, after several years of Covid-life we all start to ponder weird things...
 
It's time to distract yourself, or your best-spud by colouring in oodles of dog's doodles (not really) but there's definitely lots of butt holes.
 
On its own this is probably the best gift idea ever (other than every other gift on this website – obviously), but being Text A Potato we thought our spuddies need MORE. So, we’ve created a set of sweary pencils with rude, probably insulting quips to go with this colouring book. We’re nice like that.
 
Buy one for your dog's birthday and one for your Mum. They’ll probably laugh their butt’s off!