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    DOG BUTT COLOURING BOOK & SWEARY PENCILS

    When was the last time you carefully considered the colour of a dog's anus? Don't worry, after several days in isolation we all start to ponder weird things...

     

    It's time to distract yourself, or your best-spud by colouring in oodles of dog's doodles (not really) but there's definitely lots of dog butts.

     

    On its own this is probably the best gift idea ever (other than every other gift on this website – obviously), but being Text A Potato we thought our spuddies need MORE. So, we’ve created a set of sweary pencils with rude, probably insulting quips to go with this colouring book. We’re nice like that.

     

    Buy one for the spuddy you're missing while social distancing, another for your dog and one for your Mum. They’ll probably laugh their butt’s off!

    DOG BUTT COLOURING BOOK & SWEARY PENCILS

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