This book will be the reason your best-spud smiles today, or the reason they drink. Either way, it's incredibly entertaining.


This is a personalised, custom made book celebrating your pal's questionable journey through life.


Send your spuddy a unique gift where their name and face is featured on every page of a glorious book, where the story brings to light their dubious approach to their own existence.


A bedtime story unlike anything they've read before! Outrageous and hilarious, this hard cover book gets a reaction like no other.


All you have to do is send a photo of your friend and we'll do everything else for you!


View the 'micro penis' version here!


  • These magnificent books will be ready for dispatch within 3-4 working days of receiving your image/s.

    After placing your order, you will be emailed within 24 hours by the design team requesting your photo/s. Otherwise feel free to send your spud-tacular image/s to '' at any time.

    Important notes:

    • Bright and high quality images work best
    • Best results are from close up, day light, forward facing photos
    • Feel free to send as many images as you like, we'll ensure the best one/s are used in the book!