WEIRD & WACKY | textapotato

top of page

FREE STANDARD DELIVERY OVER £20!

text a potato send in the post mail parcel gift dragons den bbc funny novelty spud potatoe original

As Seen on BBC's Dragons' Den

Glorious Newness
Gentlemen
Ladies
Personalised
Weird Sh*t
Popular Kids
All of God's creations
More

Use tab to navigate through the menu items.

EXISTENTIAL CRISIS DUCK LAMP
Price£18.99
AWKWARD 80's PORTRAIT
Price£7.99
Mix & Match!

PRANK DAD SET
Price£19.99
ITTY BITTY TITTIES MUG
Price£9.99
BASICALLY DEAD
Out of stock
INVIZI-PUZZLE
Out of stock
F*CKING HARD PUZZLE
Price£14.99
BLOBFISH STRESS SQUISH
Price£7.99
OWN YOUR OWN HOME/JET
Price£5.99
MICRO PENIS MUG
Price£9.99
DELICATE F*CKING FLOWER
Out of stock
BRAVE BANDAGES
Out of stock
BUTTHEAD GUM
Price£2.99
I LOVE MY PENIS GUM
Price£2.99
KITCHEN SH*THOLE TEATOWEL
Price£11.99
SH*T LIPS
Price£7.99
PUSSY LICKERS
Out of stock
MICRO CONDOMS
Price£4.99
WILLY WARMERS
Out of stock
CANDLE WANKER
Price£21.99

A-peel-ing
gift ideas

Latest & greatest
Top sellers
Unique gifts
Last minute dispatch
Personalised pressies
Potato cards
18+

INSIDE
SPUD LAND

Please in God's name explain

Media enquiries

Corporate & wholesale enquires

Text A Potato Cards - AUSTRALIA

© Copyright

TEXT-A-POTATO LIMITED

10695130

HELP
me

Contact us
Delivery
Refunds
FAQs
Privacy Policy

bottom of page