The World's Most Annoying Card

RE-STOCK ALERT!

Our s-mash-ingly annoying, endless singing cards are back in stock and thankfully just in time for Christmas!

These cards are no normal gift card, innocent looking on the outside but plain evil inside. Once opened these cards play a very annoying Christmas carol or 'Happy Birthday' on loop. For hours and hours. There is nothing you can do to stop it.

You'll hear it in the bin.

Punch it and it will seem louder.

Stomp on it and it will still play.

These will drive the receiver bonkers, and you will love every minute of it.

Send one of these with a handsome potato parcel in the post for the ultimate original gift idea. Get in quick though because these sell out quickly!