Some of us have annoying friends and family who achieve great things.
While we should of course celebrate and congratulate them. Here at Text-A-Potato we think it's important that you too are appreciated for congratulating the success of your peers. Even when you may want to punch them in the face.
That's why we created the 'Congratulations Potato'. This handsome monster not only heaps praise upon the successful recipient, it also guarantees that you too will receive great affection for sending such a s-mash-ing gift in the post. You could even get your friends, family or co-workers to 'chip' in. That way even more people know about your personal greatness, and not just the spud-tacular achievements of the receiver.
The 'Congratulations Potato' is now available via this link