Gifting alcohol is the classic, I didn't really think about buying you a gift until five minutes ago... So don't buy another boring (and expensive) bottle of booze! It's time you bought that spud-cial someone a tipple they won't forget.


The world's smallest bottle of whisky. Seriously, it's even in the Guinness Book of World Records. At only 4cms high, this authentic Scottish whisky comes from some of the top tier breweries in the world. Including Grants, Whyte & Mackay, Dalmore, Glengoyne and Big Peat.

As you're on Text A Potato, we don't stop there. To make this teenie, tiny bottle of whisky look extra spicy, we present your beautiful and generous gift on a thick card, mounted with a stand so that your special gift can take pride of place on any shelf, desk or table.


The board adds an extra element of hilarity, as the whisky looks even smaller!


You can also add a personal note on the back of the card which will be handwritten by our team.


Perfect for secret santa, your weird uncle, your best mate's 18th or for those people who always say 'oh don't bring anything' while clearly insinuating that if you turn up empty handed their dog will eat your toes. We just hope they don't drink it all at once...


You can now make every item utterly memorable, by choosing 'embarrassing' packaging at check out. This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box! (Insert evil laugh)


    40% alcohol