YOU: "What would you like for your present sugar plum?"

THEM: "I don't know, a million pounds"

YOU: Eye roll

 

Sick of these unhelpful suggestions? Well, let us help you out. Here we have a real, genuine currency, denomination note of $1,000,000,000 - yep, one billion dollars from Zimbabwe.

 

Impeccably framed and mounted alongside a small plaque that reads This note hereby bestows the formal title of 'Billionaire'. Go forth and be wealthy.

 

Perfect for that spuddy who always owes you a round at the pub, a sibling that never seems to have any money, or that annoying person who has everything except a billion dollars.

THE GIFT OF BILLIONS

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