GRADUATION POTATO

For those spuddies in your life who are finally getting their sh*t together and s-mash-ing their exams! While some of their learnt skills like, how to down 400 litres of vodka may not get them a job, they still need some encouragement!

Includes:
One seriously large, sexy potato
Any message of your choosing enscribed
A cute graduation cap 
Lovingly packaged
 
To truly congratupotatolate your best-spud, you can also add:
A plush brain cell keyring wearing a graduation cap and tassel!
The World's smallest bottle of whisky (literally)
An exploding, fluttering butterfly inside the box
Spud-cial discount if you add everything, and free standard postage over £10!