For those spuddies in your life who are finally getting their sh*t together and s-mash-ing their exams! While some of their learnt skills like, how to down 400 litres of vodka may not get them a job, they still need some encouragement!


  • One seriously large, sexy potato
  • Any message of your choosing enscribed
  • A cute graduation cap 
  • Lovingly packaged


To truly congratupotatolate your best-spud, you can also add:

  • A plush brain cell keyring wearing a graduation cap and tassel!
  • The World's smallest bottle of whisky (literally)
  • An exploding, fluttering butterfly inside the box
    Spud-cial discount if you add everything, and free standard postage over £10!