Is your best-spud newly engaged? Or maybe you want your bride tribe or groom crew sorted before the big day? Say 'congratulations-let's get mashed', or ask your spuddies to be your best-men or bridesmaid's with these glorious wedding potatoes!

Fun wedding invitations can be a tough potato to mash, so keep it chip-per with these hilarious bride or groom, bride and groom, bride and bride or groom and groom potato parcels!



  • One mash-ive spud, with either a bridal veil or a jolly groom's hat
  • Your own personal message inscribed across the potato
  • A little card reading, 'Yep. This is a gift. Congratulations you must be very important.'
  • Lovingly packaged and delivered directly to your best-spud/s


Add a secondary sexy potato (with either accessory) for only £4.99! Otherwise special bulk discounts are available should you want to use these as s-mash-ing wedding gifts for your bridal party or groomsmen, use the code WEDDING at check out for freebies!


May also include a luxurious all expenses paid wedding*, a personal violinist creating bespoke romantic music**, and a fluffy kitten***

*Not included

**Not included

***Not included (sorry Fluffles)


Why not make your gift extra memorable by choosing 'embarrassing packaging' at check out! This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box! (Insert evil laugh)


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Add a bonus second potato for £4.99?
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Add a card to help explain yourself? £2.99