Is your best-spud newly engaged? Or maybe you want your bride tribe or groom crew sorted before the big day? Say 'congratulations-let's get mashed', or ask your spuddies to be your best-men or bridesmaid's with these glorious wedding potatoes!
Fun wedding invitations can be a tough potato to mash, so keep it chip-per with these hilarious bride or groom, bride and groom, bride and bride or groom and groom potato parcels!
Includes:
- One mash-ive spud, with either a bridal veil or a jolly groom's hat
- Your own personal message inscribed across the potato
- A little card reading, 'Yep. This is a gift. Congratulations you must be very important.'
- Lovingly packaged and delivered directly to your best-spud/s
Add a secondary sexy potato (with either accessory) for only £4.99! Otherwise special bulk discounts are available should you want to use these as s-mash-ing wedding gifts for your bridal party or groomsmen, use the code WEDDING at check out for freebies!
May also include a luxurious all expenses paid wedding*, a personal violinist creating bespoke romantic music**, and a fluffy kitten***
*Not included
**Not included
***Not included (sorry Fluffles)
Why not make your gift extra memorable by choosing 'embarrassing packaging' at check out! This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box! (Insert evil laugh)