Crisp-mash Cut-Off TIMES

Due to the spud-tacular amount of custom orders over Christmas, please be aware it can take a few days to create, package and dispatch your sexy gifts. Each order is handmade, personalised and glorious, which is why it can take a little longer than a traditional store!

Our courier pals work their cute little butts off at Xmash time, but we do advise that their delivery time is often at the later end of their postage guides during this spuddy great time of year!

For Potato Parcels:

Standard Delivery

3-5 business days from dispatch

FREE (for purchases over £10) or £2.99

 

To ensure your s-mash-ing gift arrives in time for Chip-mas day with standard post, orders must be placed before Friday 18th, 6pm

 

Priority Delivery

1-3 business days from dispatch

£3.99

Orders must be placed before Monday 21st, 6pm

 

Next Business Day Delivery

1 Business Day from dispatch (M-F)

£6.99

Orders must be placed before Wednesday 23rd December, 12pm

 

 

You will be able to select the below delivery times on the Xmash potato pages:

ASAP: Fondly referred to as, ‘send my Goddamn potato now before I mash your brains in’. While a touch threatening, ASAP means we will dispatch your potato parcel as soon as humanely possible (normally within 1-2 days).

 

In Time for Xmas: Otherwise known as, 'I’m an organised spuddy who wants to ensure their handsome spud is in optimal health, and would like to wait until it’s closer to Jesus’ birthday to receive a potato'. AKA, we will hold your order and dispatch it closer to Xmas day to ensure freshness and sex a-peel. 

For Personalised Clothing:

Personalised fabrics will take 3-6 working days (M-F) to finalise their grand and handsome creation. Please keep this in mind when choosing your postage option. We don’t want any cold pota-toes this Xmash!

 

Standard Delivery

3-5 business days from dispatch

FREE (for purchases over £10) or £2.99

 

To ensure your s-mash-ing gift arrives in time for Christmas day with standard post, orders must be placed before Monday 14th, 6pm

 

Priority Delivery

1-3 business days from dispatch

£3.99

Orders must be placed before Wednesday 16th, 6pm

 

Next Business Day Delivery * Not valid for face dolls+cushions

1 Business Day from dispatch (M-F)

£6.99

Orders must be placed before Thursday 17th, 1pm

For cards, annoying gifts and everything else!

Bananas, turtles, llama, llama, leg, we're just checking that you're still reading this important information. We aim to dispatch all remaining items within 1-2 days of ordering during this a-peel-ing time of year.

 

Standard Delivery

3-5 business days from dispatch

FREE (for purchases over £10) or £2.99

 

To ensure your s-mash-ing gift arrives in time for Christmas day with standard post, orders must be placed before Friday 18th, 6pm

 

Priority Delivery

1-3 business days from dispatch

£3.99

Orders must be placed before Monday 21st, 6pm

 

Next Business Day Delivery

1 Business Day from dispatch (M-F)

£6.99

Orders must be placed before Wednesday 23rd, 12pm