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Crisp-mash Cut-Off TIMES

Due to the spud-tacular amount of orders over Christmas, please be aware it can take 1-2 days to create, package and dispatch your sexy gifts. Each order is hand packed, personalised and glorious!

Our courier pals work their cute little butts off at Xmash time too, but we do advise that their delivery time is often at the later end of their postage guides during this spuddy great time of year!

royal mail strikes:

Royal Mail are continuing to strike across key Christmas delivery dates, and there is now a delay on most Royal Mail deliveries. Please factor this in when choosing your postage option, and when you need your items items by.

Royal Mail proposed strike dates/non business days:

  • Wednesday 14 December

  • Thursday 15 December

  • Friday 23 December

  • Saturday 24 December

Current advised delay: 1-2 days

our dispatch time:

All orders will now be dispatched from the 9th of January, 2023.​

cut off times:

Bananas, turtles, llama, llama, leg, just checking that you're still reading this important information!  Due to Royal Mail strikes, our cut off dates are a little bit earlier than normal to ensure your a-peel-ing items arrive in time.


Standard Delivery

3-5 business days from dispatch

FREE (for purchases over £15) or £3.99

Orders must be placed before Thursday 15th, 12pm


Priority Delivery

1-3 business days from dispatch


Orders must be placed before Sunday 19th, 12pm


Special Delivery (Guaranteed for Xmas)

1 business day from dispatch (M-F)


Orders must be placed before Wednesday, 21st, 10am

personalised items:

  • We are currently dispatching personalised items (customised potatoes are not included in this) 3-4 business days after receiving imagery.

Personalised items include:

Face blankets

Personalised socks

Cartoon artwork

These items take 3-4 working days (M-F) to finalise their grand and handsome creation. Please keep this in mind when choosing your postage option. We don’t want any cold pota-toes this Xmash!


Orders must be placed by Wednesday 14th December, 12am.

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