How to reign supreme over your peers

Broke but still want to be a good friend who not only sends their friend, lover, boss, teacher, parent or pet a gift, but a gift that makes them appreciate being friends with you?

A gift that makes them understand that you spent money on them. You thought about them. You are a good person who deserves great praise not an awkward 'thanks' as they receive other more superior gifts.

That's why we are here for you.

We send potatoes in the mail so that you're guaranteed to be alpha dog.

Queen bee.

Favourite sibling.

Best-spuds.

The almighty, powerful and hard fought for, 'funny' one amongst your peers

We have for you, the 'Birthday Potato'. A gift for £10 including postage, packaging, birthday sign, gift card and of course one spuddy sexy potato in the post. Easy.