When was the last time you carefully considered the colour of a cat’s anus?


Give the gift of cat butts (in love). Never have you experienced colouring like this - it even includes kittens!


On its own this is probably the best gift idea ever (other than every other gift on this website – obviously), but being Text A Potato we thought our spuddies need MORE. So, we’ve handmade and embossed a set of pencils with rude, possibly insulting but loving quips to go with the romantic colouring book. We’re nice like that.


Buy one for your best-spud, one for your anniversary and one as an engagement gift. They’ll probably laugh their butt’s off (maybe even their underpants...)


Add a cat butt card? Only £1.99