A detailed explanation isn't really required here, as this is obviously a beautiful, and thoughtful card. It just happens to have an erect penis wearing a jolly santa hat, and pubes that pop out upon opening.


If you feel like a hairy, penis wearing a Santa hat isn't enough... You can add some crabs in the pubes, an exploding butterfly to scare the pants off the receiver, or an always win scratch card (where your spuddy is guaranteed to win at least *a fake* £10,000+). There's spud-cial discount if you add everything!


Thank us later.


Add an exploding butterfly inside? £1.99
Add An Always Win Scratch Card? £2.99
Add Crabs? £1