It's cold outside, and it's time to keep your best-spud's pota-toes warm this Christmas!


  • Custom made and personalised pair of Christmas socks
  • One jolly sock will have a red background, the other green for festive joy
  • Your photo will be printed on both socks, on all sides
  • Your image will be professionally edited to remove all background and focus on a face or faces only
  • Black reinforced heel and toe
  • Soft and comfortable
  • Handmade in London
  • Available in three sizes, will fit both men and women
  • Top quality, vibrant and permanent HD print, won't fade after washes
  • Ready within 3-4 working days (please see Xmas deadlines)
  • Also available as a s-mash-ing bundle gift (check out 'Bonanza Packages' on the website)


Make your special gift utterly memorable, by choosing 'embarrassing' packaging at check out. This will see your glorious parcel professionally wrapped in a very public, cringe worthy 'satisfying sex toy' box (insert evil laugh). Great for the office secret santa or your Nan.


  • You can use any image you like, the higher quality and lighter the photo the better it will appear on your socks. We recommend sending us an original image, rather than a screenshot or cropped image as this will ensure a larger file size and higher resolution.


    We can use any photo, it could be your pet, friend, uncle, you naked or a picture of a potato. It’s time to put your best gifting foot forward.

  • Once your order has been processed, we will email you a link requesting your image. All you have to do is respond and attach the desired photo. Easy!

    Please note this email may be not be received automatically, but it will be within 24 hours. If Xmas makes you celebrate too hard and you're worried about your memory, please feel free to email your photo to with your order number.