Absolutely outrageous slippers that are shaped like Ostriches. 
 
LOOK AT THEM. Honestly, they're mental. We love them. You will love them. Your best-spud will love them. They're so emusing...
 
Stuffed, plush, huge Ostrich/Emu slippers that keep everyone's pota-toes warm and snug inside their comfy bits.
 
One size fits most.