NEVER ESCAPE MY FACE CUSHION

This slightly creepy yet hilarious, super close up, personalised face cushion is here to politely remind your closest spuddies that they'll never escape your face. They're stuck with you forever because you're either best spuds, or dating apps are simply too terrifying to comprehend again. 

 

Perfect when:

  • You're the boss and you want to remind staff that you're always watching (yes, even on a pillow)
  • Your annoying sibling deserves a cushion with your glorious mug on it
  • You're engaged and you never want your partner to leave you
     

Whatever the situation, these face pillows look spuddy great. We'll design everything for you, all you have to do is send the image you want us to use!

 

You can use any photo you like, it could be a celebrity crush like Donald Trump, your other half, or yourself – because you're one damn sexy human who deserves to be immortalised on a pillow.

Free standard delivery!

NEVER ESCAPE MY FACE CUSHION

£18.99Price
  • All cushions are printed, cut, sewn and finished in the UK. Please allow 3-7 working days for your item to be finalised before dispatch. 

    Size – 13″ x 10″ (31cm x 25cm)

    • Professionally emblazoned on the back of thepillow with 'YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE MY FACE'
    • Vibrant, sharp, top quality print
    • PLEASE USE CLEAR, BRIGHT AND HIGH-RESOLUTION IMAGES for best results
    • You can use any image you like, although the best photos are ones where the human is facing forward and reasonably close to the camera
    • We use a top quality HD ink which can darken colours, so please don't use dark or blurry images - as your pillow will look even darker and blurrier!
    • Soft, cuddly faux suede fabric with poly pad filling (all fillings have been tested & comply with the furniture & furnishings fire safety regulations 1988)
    • Machine Washable at 30 degrees
    • Handmade in the UK!
  • Once your handsome order has been placed and processed the team will email you requesting your image/s! This email is normally received within 24 hours.

    Please feel free to send your a-peel-ing photo at anytime to 'sales@textapotato.com' with your order number should you prefer!