Keep your nearest and dearest company with your glorious face plastered onto a bunch of sexy, topless men.


Choose any face you please, and we'll turn your photo into a cozy and entertaining blanket (it even doubles up as a picnic blanket in summer, so you'll score another round of laughs for being such a spuddy great human).

    After placing your order, just email a high-quality photo – and we'll do the rest!

    • Measures approximately 150 x150cm
    • Our fleece blankets are printed edge to edge and hand sewn for a quality finish

    • Delciously soft 300gsm soft sherpa fleece and anti-pill lining
    • Printed with environmentally friendly water-based inks
    • High-quality digital print via dye sublimation
    • Machine washable up to 30 degrees, hang dry
    • Made in sexy Britain


      • How to Upload Your Image

        • Place your order
        • An email will be sent to the email provided during checkout wthin 24 hours
        • Simply upload your image via this email
        • Sit back and prepare to bask in your hilarity!
        • If this is all too stressful, you can always email your image directly to and we will file it away for you spud-muffin
      • Photo Requirements:

        We use a very high quality ink which can darken colours, so we recommend you send a high-resolution, bright image to avoid the risk of a pixelated, shadowy or blurry face.

      • We can only use one face, sorry spuddies!