This is so much better than flowers! Surprise Mum with a gift unlike anything she's seen before. Afterall, there's no better way to express your love than via the medium of a potato!
This spuddy great package includes:
- A huge, sexy potato
- Your own personalised message professionally inscribed
- A 'HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY' sign
- A sprinkling of rose petals
- A small business card reading 'Yep. This is a potato. Congratulations you must be very important'
You can also add a hilarious butterfly that explodes out upon opening and/or a thoughtful Mother's Day card so you can adequately explain why you you sent Mumsie a potato. Bonus! Add either of these, and receive free standard delivery (automatically applied at checkout)!
If you're lucky, maybe she'll make you chips!
*Gift and embarrassing packaging can be selected at checkout*
MOTHER'S DAY POTATO
Need some help with your best-spud's potato message? How about:
- Couldn't afford flowers, so I got you this!
- Thanks for being a spuddy brilliant mum
- Mum, you gave me the world so I got you this
- You keep telling me to save, so I started!
- Have a spud-tacular day Mum
- Sorry my gigantic head ruined your vagina