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    BIRTHDAY BOOBIE BUNDLE

    With age comes great wisdom, and saggy lady tassles.

     

    Yep, it happens to all ladies - those perky puddings gradually, over time, become ever so slightly soggy socks. But fret not - the ageing process should be embraced because there are SO many amazing things that can be done with their new dangle bags.

    So send a gift that celebrates that spud-cial lady getting older (alongside their saggy assets), and let the puppies out - it's playtime! This gift bundle is all about the joys of growing old disgracefully!

    Includes:

    • An entertaining and useful coffee table (or bathroom) book entitled 'Surprising Uses For Saggy Boobs'
    • A spud-cial birthday card (blank inside)
    • Gift wrapping featuring numerous saggy socks/boobs
    • Free standard delivery
    • A card inside reading 'Yep. This is a gift. You must be very important'
    • This bundle will be professionally gift wrapped and delivered to your pal amongst raucous laughs, meaning great power and glory will be yours

    BIRTHDAY BOOBIE BUNDLE

    £14.99Price
    Add Exploding Butterfly Inside (£1.99)
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