These are outrageously huge, monstrous, personalised face pillows.


This giant cushion gets a reaction like no other, and you should absolutely gift one for every occasion. House warming - tick, Grandma's 80th - sure why not, your Sister's hens - she deserves it, your dog because he gets lonely withour your glorious face around all day.


60x40cms/circumference is 85cm - f*cking huge

We now print on your sexy face on both sides (for the same price)!
Dispatched in 5-7 working days

Delivered stuffed and ready to squish
Free standard delivery!


    • All cushions are printed, cut, sewn and finished in the UK. Please allow 4-7 working days for your item to be finalised before dispatch.

      • After you place your order, you will be emailed by our design team (within 24hrs) and you upload your desired photo that way
      • Vibrant, sharp, top quality print (PLEASE USE CLEAR, BRIGHT AND HIGH-RESOLUTION IMAGES for best results)
      • You can use any image you like, although the best photos are ones where the human/animal is facing forward without a filter and reasonably close to the camera.
      • The more the design team have to zoom, the blurrier the image will appear
      • We use a very high quality ink, this can darken colours