Q: What kind of train eats too much?

A: A chew chew train


Ahaha, oh God, we're so lonely. Please send lots of these cushions featuring a magnifcent photo to your spuddies so that we can ignore our crippling loneliness and stop laughing at our own jokes.

Perfect when:

  • A beloved pal needs a hug from a pillow with your sexy mug on it, it'll definitely cheer them up!
  • You have run out of gift ideas
  • You think cushions are the unsung heros of every home

Whatever the situation, these face pillows look spuddy great. We'll design everything for you, all you have to do is send us the image you want to use!


You can use any photo you like, it could be a celebrity crush like Donald Trump, your other half, or yourself – because you're one damn fine human who deserves to be immortalised on a pillow.

Free standard delivery!


  • All cushions are printed, cut, sewn and finished in the UK. Please allow 3-7 working days for your item to be finalised before dispatch. 

    Size – 13″ x 10″ (31cm x 25cm)

    • Professionally emblazoned on the back of the pillow with 'HUG ME'
    • Vibrant, sharp, top quality print
    • You can use any image you like, although the best photos are ones where the human is facing forward and reasonably close to the camera
    • We use a top quality HD ink which can darken colours, so please don't use dark or blurry images - as your pillow will look even darker and blurrier!
    • Soft, cuddly faux suede fabric with poly pad filling (all fillings have been tested & comply with the furniture & furnishings fire safety regulations 1988)
    • Machine Washable at 30 degrees
    • Handmade in the UK!
  • Once your handsome order has been placed and processed the team will email you requesting your image/s! This email is normally received within 24 hours.

    Please feel free to send your a-peel-ing photo at anytime to 'sales@textapotato.com' with your order number should you prefer!