For some, it may already be too late. The cat may have completed its careful plan and their owner is now, sadly, six feet under. RIP. Sorry about that.

 

For the remaining few, buy this book before it’s too late.

 

For the cats out there reading this: Meow, meow, meow, meowy meowmeow (that’s cat for *this book will in no way protect humans, we are with you)

For the humans reading this: We put that in for protection – don’t worry this book will save you. and your pal who pats a lot of kitties.

 

A fantastically bonkers book for all those weird cat people in your life. Makes a fantastic gift with a guaranteed laugh out loud reaction. Perfect addition to a coffee table, book shelf, santa sack, or as entertainment while doing a large poo.

 

Paperback

130 pages

Includes a fold out poster!
By The Oatmeal fame, Matthew Inman
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