Here at Text-A-Potato we like gifts that get a reaction. Parcels that annoy, surprise, shock and puzzle people are our calling. That's why we bring you this gigantic, 81cm plush sperm. 


This huge, replica sperm is the stuff of legends, isn't it about time you passed on your goods looks and personality?


Accompanied by a fact book about, you guessed it, sperm and a small card that reads 'yes this is a gift'.

A spuddy great present idea to celebrate a new baby (their first toy!), annouce an engagement or pregnancy, or a truly spud-tacular gift for Valentine's day or your anniversary (remind him why he drives you nuts, or remind her that you're pretty damn funny).