Do some of your spuddies tend to show off, excessively brag about how good they are, or about the cool new hairless cat/car/organic carrot they just bought?

 

It's borderline impossible buying gifts for these tossers because they seemingly have everything! So we created this gift bundle just for them...
Includes:

  • A professionally framed one billion dollar note
  • An accompanying plaque reading 'This note hereby bestows the formal title of Billionaire. Go forth and be wealthy'
  • An endless singing Christmas card that plays a jolly/horrific song on loop over 200 times in a row - non stop and can't be turned off
  • An exploding butterfly that shoots out of the card upon opening, scaring the baby Jesus out of your wanky mate
  • The World's smallest bottle of whisky (literally)

 

For those who enjoy being a bit of an evil grinch, you can also add our prank scratch card that guarantees a win of £10,000! Go on, it's their own fault they're a tosser!

FOR THE TOSSER

£37.99 Regular Price
£24.99Sale Price
ACTIVE or SAFE package?
Add An Always Win Scratch Card? £2.99
  •                           *This package can be sent in two modes:*

    Active - Best option if sending directly to the recipient:

    We handwrite your message inside the prank card, and it will immediately sing on loop once pressed by the recipient. The butterfly will also be active and explode out, and we will wrap the parcel.

    Safe - Best option if gifting in person:

    The card will be sent blank, and you can safely write inside and activate it whenever ready, the butterfly will also be calmly awaiting your evil ways.

    Super easy instructions for activation are provided.