Your best-spud will adore snuggling up with their new man while watching a questionable Christmas movie, and reading tips on how to better their lonely love life.


If you're going to be apart this festive season, or maybe your friend is just forever alone. This bundle will fill their Christ-mash heart with love (and support).



  • A large, plush muscle man
  • A book to curl up with while cuddling, titled 'How to pick up at funerals and other situations' - so the recipient doesn't accidently fall in love with the soft body of Channing Tatum
  • An endless singing prank card - plays a terrible, festive song over 200 times non stop
  • A butterfly that shoots out from the card - for that extra surprise!


£43.99 Regular Price
£29.99Sale Price
ACTIVE or SAFE package?
  •                           *This package can be sent in two modes:*

    Active - Best option if sending directly to the recipient:

    We handwrite your message inside the prank card, and it will immediately sing on loop once pressed by the recipient. The butterfly will also be active and explode out, and we will wrap the parcel.

    Safe - Best option if gifting in person:

    The card will be sent blank, and you can safely write inside and activate it whenever ready, the butterfly will also be calmly awaiting your evil ways.

    Super easy instructions for activation are provided.