We love them dearly, but sometimes at Christmas you need to remind your loved ones (or maybe employer) that they are, infact, a giant dick.
Hence why we created this special package, which includes:
- A huge inflated schlong, measuring about 1m long
- A book titled '101 Things To Do With A Huge Willy'
- A pop up dick card, featuring a festive Santa hat and hairy pubes
- Free standard, courier delivery
This solid bundle will be carefully delivered and packaged inside a MASSIVE box, and works particularly well when received at an office as there's simply nowhere to hide this giant willy and accompanying goodies. Otherwise let the gift take centre stage under the Chrismas tree this year!
Ahh, isn't gifting fun!