Perfect gift is used all too often, but when it means you get to experience the utter joy of deeply embarrassing your friend's or family, then this package truly ticks all the 'perfect gift' requirements.
Our cringe worthy, 'SatisfyingSexToys.Com' box can be delivered by our courier to any home, office, shop, apartment, navel base etc, and boy, does it get a reaction!
As it's Christmas time, and we delight in adding to your best-spud's embarrassment - we've also added the below to this thoughtful package:
- A delicious six inch, solid Belgian chocolate willy
- A delightful pop up hairy dick card - the penis is wearing a jolly Christmas hat!
- A festive reminder to “eat a dick” on the inside of the box
- Outrageous, bright red, and very public, sex toy packaging
- Free standard (and anonymous) delivery
Christmas is sorted, just imagine Grandma's reaction!