You've probably already convinced your colleagues that you pay attention to every (pointless) thing they say, that you're of a vastly superior intelligence, charm, wit, and good looks.
That's why you need to buy your colleague's this s-mash-ing Christmas bundle. They will be forever indebted to you, and really need your help!
Bargain Bundle Includes:
- '100 Tricks To Appear Smart In Meetings' hardcover book
- An endless singing prank card - plays a horrendous Xmas song non stop, at least 200 times continuously. Pure evil.
- An exploding butterfly that shoots out when the card is opened
- The World's smallest bottle of whisky for festive cheer
- Christmas gift packaging - we're nice like that
- Free standard delivery - because you're a tight arse
RRP £31.99 but as a spud-cial Xmas gift, this set is only £21.99 for everything!
FOR THE COLLEAGUE
*This package can be sent in two modes:*
Active - Best option if sending directly to the recipient:
We handwrite your message inside the prank card, and it will immediately sing on loop once pressed by the recipient. The butterfly will also be active and explode out.
Safe - Best option if gifting in person:
The card will be sent blank, and you can safely write inside and activate it whenever ready, the butterfly will also be calmly awaiting your evil ways.
Super easy instructions for activation are provided.