A bundle of inspirational and festive joy to remind the cunt in your life, that they are, indeed, a cunt.


This special Crisp-mas bundle includes:

  • A book filled with joyful quips about the recipient, aptly titled 'A Book For A Cunt'
  • A prank Christmas card that once pressed, sings a hilariously annoying, yet festive tune on loop 200 times. Yep, non stop, continuous singing!
  • A butterfly that explodes out of the card and flutters around, scaring the baby Jesus out of your spuddy
  • An authentic looking scratch card, that guarantees a (fake) win of at least £10,000 - Hey c'mon, they're a cunt afterall!
  • Finally, this glorious pack will be sent with festive wrapping paper reading 'Ho Fucking Ho'


£32.99 Regular Price
£18.99Sale Price
ACTIVE or SAFE package?
  •                          *This package can be sent in two modes:*

    Active - Best option if sending directly to the recipient:

    Means we handwrite your message inside the prank card, and it will immediately sing on loop once pressed by the recipient. The butterfly will also be active and explode out, and we will wrap the parcel.

    Safe - Best option if gifting in person:

    Means the card will be sent blank, and you can safely write inside and activate it whenever ready, the butterfly will also be calmly awaiting your evil ways, and you can wrap the item however you like!

    Super easy instructions for activation are provided.