Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except you can't buy flowers! So what's the next best option? A potato.

Make your spuddy great Dad smile, by send him this s-mash-ing gift, which includes:

  • A seriously large, sexy potato
  • A personalised message inscribed onto the spud
  • A special sign wishing him with a 'HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!' 
  • Protective box packaging
  • A small card inside reading 'Yep. You just received a potato. Congratulations you must be very important.'


Why not add to your Dad's surprise potato, by including the world's smallest bottle of whisky? Or scare the sh*t out of him with a fluttering butterfly that explodes out upon opening! Add any of these and automatically get free delivery!


Dispatch Time
Add Exploding Butterfly inside?
Add world's smallest bottle of whisky?
    • Please accept this potato as a token of my poverty
    • You're welcome
    • You're a spud-tacular Dad!
    • Dad you gave me life, so I give you this!
    • I turned out to be really good looking-thanks Dad!
    • I didn't even use your card to buy this! 
    • You're spuddy great, let's get mashed
    • Didn't know what else to get you
  • The parcel can be delivered straight to your Dad, or post it to yourself and gift it in person to see his reaction!

    ASAP: Means your order will be processed immediately

    Closer to Father's Day: Means your order will be received fresh, and 1-3 days before Father's day (Sunday 16th)


    To ensure delivery before Father's day, we strongly suggest you place your order by the below dates.
    Standard Postage: 11th June, 6pm
    Priority Postage: 12th June, 6pm
    Next Day Post: 13th June, 1pm