Father's Day is like Mother's Day, except you can't buy flowers! So what's the next best option? A potato.
Make your spuddy great Dad smile, by send him this s-mash-ing gift, which includes:
- A seriously large, sexy potato
- A personalised message inscribed onto the spud
- A special sign wishing him with a 'HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!'
- Protective box packaging
- A small card inside reading 'Yep. You just received a potato. Congratulations you must be very important.'
Why not add to your Dad's surprise potato, by including the world's smallest bottle of whisky? Or scare the sh*t out of him with a fluttering butterfly that explodes out upon opening! Add any of these and automatically get free delivery!
FATHER'S DAY POTATO
- Please accept this potato as a token of my poverty
- You're welcome
- You're a spud-tacular Dad!
- Dad you gave me life, so I give you this!
- I turned out to be really good looking-thanks Dad!
- I didn't even use your card to buy this!
- You're spuddy great, let's get mashed
- Didn't know what else to get you
The parcel can be delivered straight to your Dad, or post it to yourself and gift it in person to see his reaction!
ASAP: Means your order will be processed immediately
Closer to Father's Day: Means your order will be received fresh, and 1-3 days before Father's day (Sunday 16th)
To ensure delivery before Father's day, we strongly suggest you place your order by the below dates.
Standard Postage: 11th June, 6pm
Priority Postage: 12th June, 6pm
Next Day Post: 13th June, 1pm