Do you choose your Father's day gifts like you'll choose his nursing home? Low cost and in a hurry?
Perfect. Buy this gift.
Aaand just in case you're worried that a potato alone may not suffice, we've thoughtfully included some spud-tacular extras with this Father's day bonzana bundle:
- A very sexy potato
- Your own personal message professionally enscribed on the spud
- The world's smallest bottle of whisky. Literally, it has a Guinness World Record
- A card to help explain yourself
- Colourful confetti that pops out on opening
- A poster that reads 'SURPRISE! I actually bought you a gift. Dad you're rad'
- A note reading, 'Yep, this is a gift. Congratulations you must be very important'
- Free standard delivery
If you're feeling a bit evil, you can also add a fluttering butterfly that explodes out with the confetti upon opening **insert hilarious Dad scream**.
Remind Dad why he loves his children.